I don't wanna rock, DJ

I love how baseball players get a song played when they come up to bat.

That's enough to make me want to be a baseball player. If I played, I'd want the Pixies' "Cecilia Ann" to play when I stepped in to the plate. Or perhaps "Rock Music" if I were a pitcher coming in from the bullpen.

But why should only baseball players get a song? I want the KLF's "Last Train to Trancentral" when I arrive at work; Sparks' "Falling in Love with Myself Again" when I write a clever program; Robbie Williams' "Rock DJ" when I walk into any room.

And I think I'd like Thieves' "Unworthy" to play when I'm feeling particularly melodramatic.